SO CO RRO
QUANDO A JESS FALOU QUE O SCHMIDT NÃO É GAY
"WHEN ARE THE LIES GONNA STOP?"

[stage one: denial]
THIS IS NOT HAPPENING THIS IS NOT HAPPENING YOURE NOT GETTING A BOOB REDUCTION

[stage two: anger]
YOUR BREASTS BELONG TO ALL OF US! WHO ARE YOU TO DECIDE?

[stage three: bargaining]
Dear god, if you stop Cece's breast reduction I'll circumcise Coach

[stage four: depression]
My two best friends are going away. Going away far too son. And if you were lucky enough to meet them, to touch them, to be touched by them, you came away a better person.

[stage five: acceptance]
Just needed some space to process this whole thing. I just went walking on the streets last night. I needed to come to terms with all this.

o Schmidt se despedindo dos peitos da Cece >>>>>>> all

Quanto tempo vai demorar pra Cece e Schmidt voltarem? D':

Achei o melhor até agora. O jeito que eles trataram 'being gay' sem transformar o Nick em um estereótipo foi ótimo. O Winston finalmente se dando bem com as vizinhas. O Schmidt falando dos peitos da Cece também foi muito engraçado.